Schools

Master: Welcome to the world of Meerana! What is your name?

Player: Asheera.

Master: Asheera, are you a boy or a girl?

Player: sigh I am a boy.

Master: Excellent! Meerana is a world of might and magic. Here, you may forge your own destiny, create a path moving forward to be whatever you wish. You can be anything you want to be. What race would you like to be as you enter our world? We have ajeerans, elves, orcs, gnomes...

Player: A human will be fine, thank you.

Master: ...Of course. In Meerana, humans are the most basic race, capable of doing many things, though they are not as specialized as the other races. Still, you will have many opportunities going forth as a human. Would you like to be a fighter, a mage, an archer, or an assassin?

Player: I'd like to be a bard, actually.

Master: A... bard? I'm afraid the schools of Meerana do not specifically teach the art of bardery. I suppose we could accommodate you in the school of wizardry. You could use an instrument as a tool with which to control your magic...

Player: I don't want to control the elements with my music. If anything, I would wish only for my music to encourage and boost morale among other players.

Master: Well, you could go in to the healing branch of the wizardry school. There you could learn boosting spells and channel them through your music. Would that do you well?

Player: I suppose.

Master: Great. I will inform the wizarding school of your arrival. Welcome to our world...

<Player Asheera has entered into the wizarding school>

<A new player approaches!>

Master: <out of console> Hopefully this one will go smoother... <in console> Welcome to the world of Meerana! What is your name?

Player: Giranas

Master: Giranas, what is your gender?

Player: im a girl

Master: Excellent! Meerana is a world of might and magic. Here, you may forge your own destiny, create a path moving forward to be whatever you wish. You can be anything you want to be. What race would you like to be as you enter our world? We have ajeerans, elves, orcs...

Player: my frend Asheera said he was gonna be human so ill do that

Master: <out of console> Great, she's with him. This will go well I'm sure. <in console> Of course. In Meerana, humans are the most basic race, capable of doing many things, though they are not as specialized as the other races. Still, you will have many opportunities going forth as a human. Would you like to be a fighter, a mage, an archer, or an assassin?

Player: i just want to be a blacksmith

Master: I'm afraid that the art of blacksmithing is an ability that one only achieves after a certain amount of time training in one of our schools. You will first have to choose a school in which to enter.

Player: im not relly that interested in fighting i just want to make stuf

Master: I... Might I suggest the fighter school? You may find the things you learn there to be conducive to what you will need to become a blacksmith.

Player: well i gues if thats what i have to do

Master: Very well. I will inform the fighting school of your arrival. Welcome to our world...

<Player Giranas has entered into the fighting school.>

Master: <out of console> We are getting the strangest players lately... But it can't get worse at least.

<A new player approaches!>

Player: y0 beyootch i wan7z 2 ply yr gam!

Master: <out of console> I take it back. I prefer the last two.